My word!

These are examples from the top of my head:

"No, don't, Daddy! Don't pick me up! "Don't take me away!" (Usually from me, when I need to do something vital, like brush my teeth without his climbing on my back.)

Looking at an illustration: "That donkey is eating the tree." (Actually, she was singing in front of it, but her teeth were quite prominent.)

"Look! There a woman! Woman sneeze!"

To a pair of marbles: "No, Papiyon! [Papa Leon] Never, ever put that in the vacuum cleaner! Don't! Here, Grammacia [Grandma Marcia], I put you on the wall."

At a farm: "Hi, chicken!"

In the bath, just Faelan and Amity. Faelan bites me out of the blue, then sidles over to the other end of the bath and addresses the air near the wall: "G-ma, I just bite Mommy." (We are working on not biting.) I said, in a G-ma voice, "Oh, no, Faelan, that's not good! Biting hurts!" Faelan said, seriously, "That not good."

Looking at another illustration: "That girl crying. She sad." (She was smiling. Not sure what's up with all the perceived sadness.)

When asked what he did at the playground: "I hit a sad girl. Her brother had to pick her up. Then there was a gentle boy." (We are working on not hitting.)

"Read about kangaroos!" ("Bear Circus", by William Pene du Bois)

Pointing at any number of books: "What that is called?" Or, "What that is that called is... what?"

When the loudspeaker in the skytrain elevator says "Ticket Vending Level": "Ticket Leben Leben! Ticket Leben Leben!" Said with a huge smirk. He knows that's not what she's saying, but enjoying insisting on his version anyway.

When asked what time it is: "Leven-four."

"I do big jump now. Three, five, nine!" He jumps, holding my hand, but it's too high, and he hits his back on the way down. He looks chagrined, then starts to climb up again: "I must do small jump. Boy can do big jump."

"Here me come run for Mommy! Open arms!" He says this, but he's watching Daddy the whole time, in obvious anticipation of being caught, swept sideways, and tickled.

When it is time to put on a diaper: "I must lay down for put on diaper. Open wide!" This is not as helpful as he imagines it is.

Before nap: "No! I don't! No diaper!" Followed by hysterical tears and flinging self about.
After nap: "I need pink diaper. Pretty diaper." Followed by request for shirt.

After I explained that he could eat walnuts when he was older: "Okay. In the meantime, I rather eat rice."