Mab talk

Last night at the dinner table, she asked, "What id dis? Beeeeet?" (It was a scallion.)

And then she saw that I was upset (low blood sugar + end of day), and asked sweetly, "What da madda?"

She puts her food down on the "pable" and agrees "otay."

If you try to do anything for her, or for anyone else, for that matter, she says "I got it."

When I told her not to touch her bottom because if she then touched her mouth, bad bacteria could make her sick, she grinned and said, "tasty poop! Eat it! Yum!" To which the only possible reply was "that's a funny joke, Mab. Now let's go wash your hands."

We keep thinking she is saying "amen," but it's actually "oh man!"

She wants to "pat goggies," but worships "Dod." Speaking of whom:

A: Do you love God?
M: Yes!
A: What is God's name?
M: Princess! On the top! On the button!
A: Huh. Does Jesus love you?
M: Yes!
A: Who is Jesus' father?
M: [looks at buttons]
A: Is his father the Holy Spirit?
M: Yes!
A: Is his father God?
M: Maybe.
A: Do you have anything to say about God?
M: Amen.